Montag, 21. Dezember 2009

Do pick up lines get the girls

"I wanna bag you like some groceries."


Paul Malignaggi & Hot Girls by I Want Muscle

I found this and other cheesy pick up lines at this cheesy chat up lines site. I think its a brand website as it looks like it hasn't been totally finished yet. Have you heard this one:

"Life without you would be like a broken pencil…pointless."


asian cheerleader girls by BodogGirl

Have you ever thought if pick up lines really work? I mean you are the ugliest man in town then any good pick up line won't help you to pick up girls. Well at least most of the pick up lines are pretty funny.

Freitag, 18. Dezember 2009

Bad noodles is Good news



Nissin cup noodles by arvidNN



Thin Rice Noodles from Thai Kitchen are a refreshing change from traditional pasta. These thin, vermicelli-style noodles are versatile, tasty and natural. They are also a gluten-free option for people who need to avoid gluten in their diets.

Thai Kitchen Thin Rice Noodles Description

Thin Rice Noodles from Thai Kitchen are long and thin strands of noodles made from rice. They are described as being vermicelli-style, but the strands are thinner than vermicelli. They may remind you of the strands you see when you shuck corn on the cob.

When you first open a box of Thin Rice Noodles from Thai Kitchen, you will notice that the noodles are in one big square shape. These rice noodles are hard, like traditional pasta. They are also thin and delicate.

Thai Kitchen Thin Rice Noodles Natural and Simple Ingredients

The Thin Rice Noodles from Thai Kitchen are made from the most simple ingredients: white rice and water. There are no other ingredients, artificial or natural in these gluten-free noodles.

Thai Kitchen Thin Rice Noodles Versatility

The simple ingredients make this natural food a versatile choice. The Thai Kitchen Thin Rice Noodles can be used in any soup. They also work as a base for a stir fry dish.

These versatile and thin rice noodles can also be a healthy substitute for pasta for anyone who cannot eat pasta because of the gluten. Because these thin noodles contain no added flavorings or ingredients, than can easily be flavored to go with any type of entree: from Asian to Italian.

The Thai Kitchen Thin Rice Noodles may also be used in dishes which are hot, or used to make a cold sesame or cold peanut noodle salad.

Thai Kitchen Thin Rice Noodles Vegan

This product is also suitable for vegans. Even pasta which does contain eggs is typically made in facilities that do handle eggs, increasing the potential for egg cross-over. This product is purely vegan, according to Thai Kitchen.

Thai Kitchen Thin Rice Noodles Nutrition

In one two ounce serving of this gluten-free food, there are 180 calories and a mere .5 grams of fat. There is no saturated fat and no trans fat. This gluten-free product has half the amount of of fat of traditional pasta.

One serving contains 40 grams of carbohydrates, which is slightly less than you will find in traditional pasta. This gluten-free food also contains no grams of sugar in that 40 grams of carbohydrates, compared to two grams in traditional pasta.

There is only one gram of fiber in this gluten-free food. There are also only three grams of protein, compared to seven grams of protein in traditional pasta.

Sources

Thin Rice Noodles from Thai Kitchen, Product Box


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Mittwoch, 11. November 2009

No credit is not bad news


"...the plastic credit card was was never designed for online, non face-to-face usage."

Crowne Gold offers all online users, both merchants & consumers, a method of e-commerce free from chargebacks and online fraud. This is a payment tool that does not contribute to higher costs for consumers and does not allow card thieves to earn a living. As a Crowne Gold account holder, spending your account value online means that you have already have paid for that gold. Any balance in a customer's account has already been bought and paid for in full. Digital Gold balance are clear of any debit, IOUs or liens.

When a merchant or consumer receives a Digital Gold payment that transaction is final and cannot be repudiated unless the merchant and consumer both agree.

As the Internet world continues to expand, Crowne Gold works as a partner assisting merchants from all nations with guaranteed e-commerce results. Whether your financial history shows A+ credit or NO credit, your business is welcome at Crowne Gold.

Take the Pepsi™ challenge with us, compare and contrast Crowne Gold's online payment processing with several popular Internet Credit Card Merchant accounts. Below are a few comparisons between the fees & benefits of digital gold.

Credit Card Fraud & Chargebacks? All credit card accounts expose the merchant to 'chargebacks'.

A chargeback is a forced refund from a customer's credit card company. It occurs when a cardholder decides to formally dispute a charge on his/her credit card bill, often because of someone fraudulently used that card number. According to credit card associations rules, Internet merchants must accept credit card fraud as part of the normal risk of doing business on the Internet. The amount of credit card fraud highly depends on your business nature. To reduce chargebacks, try to collect as much information as possible from your customer, and perform a phone order confirmation. If the order is found to be valid, then proceed with the order. A chargeback fee is a penalty fee that passes on to the merchant. *GSPAY
Finality Of Payments.
Digital gold accounts, like Crowne Gold, do not allow chargebacks. All transactions are final. All Crowne Gold transactions are prepaid amounts.

  • (Crowne Gold) No transaction reversals - exchanges are final
  • (Pecunix) Pecunix payments are non-repudiable: Payment fraud and charge-backs are things of the past.
  • (e-gold) No chargebacks "Get paid, stay paid" unlike credit card payments.
  • (Commerce Gold) All transactions are final, cancellations are not allowed.
  • (Webmoney Gold WMG purse) All transactions are final and not reversible.
  • (Liberty Reserve) Payments are irrevocable (meaning they cannot be reversed).


Because with digital gold there are no chargebacks, these accounts also never require any reserve funds to be withheld from the merchant payout.

Rolling Reserve. More good news from the Credit Card Companies:

"...we deduct 5-10% (depends on business type) for holdback fund. Holdback fund returned to you within 6 months. Typical holdback is 5-10% for 180 days. Once the 180 days has expired, the funds will be released back to your account. The fund is calculated and withheld for every payout period." *http://www.gspay.com
As retail customers buy items with using credit cards, the merchant places a fund hold or restriction for the purchase amount required to complete the charge, "...preauthorized amount reserved against the credit limit of the customer's card will remain for a predefined period of time until it expires. This time period varies with all card-issuing banks and you will need to contact them directly to find out what their hold times are." This activity is simply NOT possible with any Digital Gold account. There are never restrictions on the value in a Digital Gold account and no merchant could ever gain control over any portion of customers account. This is simply NOT possible.

Since all Digital Gold transactions are settled immediately, 100% of all transaction value is immediately available to the Crowne Gold Account holder (the merchant). There is no reason to have a 'reserve' account (No chargebacks mean no fraud)

High Risk Accounts

"Certain business types may be excluded from the rates shown on this page." *http://www.goemerchant.com

The discount rate is the percentage of each transaction that the credit card processing company charges to complete your customer's transaction. High risk businesses may have to pay much higher rates. Digital Gold companies such as Crowne Gold do not differentiate between adult products, online gambling or bible sales. The Digital Gold company's fee structure is the same for each account and high risk businesses are generally welcome.

Cleared Funds

With credit card merchant accounts, you will find lots of statements like this one, "Credit Card funds are automatically deposited into your US merchant bank account within days generally 48-72 hours." However, some CC companies will take up to 45 days for charges to appear as cash in the merchant's account.

Digital Gold is available instantly with each transaction. There is no waiting, clearing or additional processing. All paid funds are cleared funds! No credit or borrowing can be accomplished using Crowne Gold.

We Googled "online merchant account" plus "high risk merchant account" and found these popular Merchant Account options in the first couple of result pages.

(see chart-01)

  • Credit Card Transaction Fee - The fee charged by the payment gateway for each credit card transaction and for each batch settlement processed for the account. The credit card transaction types that the per-transaction fee is charged for include: authorizations, captures, refunds, and declines.

(see chart-02)

  • Gateway Monthly Fee - The monthly fee charged for a payment gateway account.

(see chart-03)

Using a Digital Gold account, there is no 'Gateway' and consequently, there is never Gateway fee. Also, all credit card transactions charge, on top of their Discount Rate, an additional per transaction fee on ALL transactions even if a sale was not completed you are still required to pay this fee.

We found a common statement on most credit card merchant web sites similar to this one, "...can only process transactions in US Dollars, and we do not facilitate any currency conversions."

In total contrast to a credit card account, all digital gold transactions are denominated in gold by weight. At the time of the transaction, an amount of gold specified by grams or Troy ounces is transferred from one account to another. It does not matter where the buyer and seller are located or what currency is their local choice, there is no currency conversion required. An amount by weight of gold moves from one account to another. At any time, the owner of a digital gold account can use the account administration area to easily calculate the value of their gold holdings in generally any of the popular world currencies.

Along with much lower fees and costs, digital gold offers easy entry for users, no chargebacks and immediate payment.

Every digital gold account is a merchant account there are no special approvals are needed. Open a Crowne Gold account and within minutes you may begin accepting online payments. No credit check, high risk accounts are welcome and Crowne invites both customers and merchants from around the globe without any major restrictions.





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Freitag, 23. Oktober 2009

Different ways to sell house in this climate

Have you ever wondered how to sell a your home quickly? How some houses on your street sell as soon as an estate agent board goes up and how other houses are on sale for months or even years? This is not a riddle, but has more to do with knowing some of the basics which would help you to sell your house quickly. People’s confidence in the housing market fell rapidly, and to its lowest in the past 30 years.


Lot of apartments for sale in the 'hood by obs9876

If there aren’t enough things to think about when you want to sell your home , for the past year we have also had to put the credit crunch and its effects into the equation an its effect on property buyers quick

The majority of people can only buy a property with a mortgage from a bank or similar. At the moment this has become difficult unless you have a huge deposit or even a flawless credit history. Some reports say that home re-possessions by banks are gradually increasing. This could be avoided if one is able to quickly sell their house . One avenue to property buyers quick is through an auction, and maybe even from a list of properties that have been re-possessed. Some buyers are investors, and may offer cash in order to gain a fast, and so avoiding eviction. The balance goes to the seller, and so the bank would receive the money for the mortgage as they would have first charge. It helps if your property is in is clean and tidy too. This is one of the things to help your home sell faster.

Another thing to consider is there could be a stock of houses floating on the market unsold. The credit crunch has also affected buyers ability to get a bank loan or mortgage, so finding a buyer for your property who also has the finances hard to do . Mortgage lending by banks is also low, which could only add to the problems. If this could be problematic for buyers, then the same might also affect property owners too. Which could be why you are thinking about selling your home quickly.

Mittwoch, 14. Oktober 2009

good site to base my blog on

 


Création du site internet de Parcours Consultants by Nouvel oeil

Recently I've been going through some blogs on the web to find something to base mine on.

site

I admire the way of writing and think that the topics are very interesting

The topics on the blog are my kind of thing and I have read them with great interest. I can't seem to decide if i should try to make my site like them or write in my own style. Hmmm too much to think about!!

I think my site could be similar to this one with a bit of work? I don't know, what do you think?

 

Dienstag, 13. Oktober 2009

Please Beware of sale and rent back cowboys

 

 

It has come to light that a few bad operators in this market have been putting profits before being fair and ethical. For most people that have sold their home and want to rent it back their most pressing worry is the security of tenure. Many rent back operators give only Assured Short hold Tenancies.After the fixed term of the contract is up, the landord can ask the tenants to leave. But there are few other contracts that protect the rights of the landlord.This obviously leaves the tenant vulnerable to eviction even if they wish to stay in the property. There is currenlty no way around this problem. companies who operate, usually forget to tell the tenants this minor detail..

 

Sell and rent back schemes do offer an important service to those people who want to release equity, escape repossession, or sell quickly to emigrate or move. Rogue operators could just get the tenants out and sell on for a quick profit. Most Sale and Rent Back operators take a long term view and do not intend to sell. For these operators having a tenant who treat the house like they did when they owned who intends to stay for a long time sell and rent back tenants are ideal as they mean few rental voids and maintenance issues. These landlords see their houses as an asset that will go up in value over the long term and as such are happy to commit to tenants who wish to stay.

 

Homeowners who are thinking of entering a sell and rent back scheme should be made aware of the dangers and talk in detail with the person who is buying their property. Homeowners should ask for references from previous clients who have sold their home and rent back.

 

One company with good ethical standards and solid references is RentBack Direct.Contact them regarding rent back and you will not be dissapointed.

 

 

Samstag, 10. Oktober 2009

Random Pictures of Homes that are horrible

Here are some strange images of peoples homes


So where do I put my rubbish? by Cle0patra


Outside Worsley Mill by Sloney69


Would you buy a "luxury" apartment based on this!? by cheesemonster


dumpster by Jamovenkilt


img_1650 by cicadas

I don't like these pictures do you?

People live in some not great wierd places don't they?

Donnerstag, 8. Oktober 2009

Hello big world!!!

 


hello kitty pastries. by veggiesomething

I have some extra time and I wanted to create a website to write about my funny things I don't have any idea what to do but I hope to document my life here so that some one else can avoid or follow in my footsteps and laugh a lot about me.

Hope to hear from you again.

Did you just love the picture?

Georgie

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